A Cuban files suit, in a Havana court, against the U.S. government for damages caused by the Bay of Pigs invasion.
A Cuban files suit, again in Cuba, against a former Batista-era police torturer who now lives in Miami and is a U.S. citizen.
A Cuban is jailed in Havana on charges of aiding and abetting the enemy by merely granting an interview to the U.S. government's Radio Marti.
Bizarre possibilities all, no?
Yet all are explicitly included in a new Cuban ``antidote'' law against the U.S. Helms-Burton Act, designed to give U.S. citizens the right to sue in U.S. courts over properties seized by the Cuban government.
President Clinton, who opposed Helms-Burton until Congress approved it last spring, is expected to sign another six-month delay Jan. 16 on the most controversial section of the law.
But Cuba is taking no chances and last week adopted a Draconian retort to Helms-Burton during a two-day session of the National Assembly.
Here are the main points of the ``antidote'' law:
If all that sounds like so much empty or at least improbable rhetoric, consider the statements by National Assembly President Ricardo Alarcon as the legislature closed:
In a further attempt to undermine U.S. pressure on Cuba, the law also made tax-free all cash received by Cubans from relatives abroad. Clinton banned all such remittances, estimated by the Cuban government at over $400 million in 1995.
And it made it legal for Cuban Americans to purchase different forms of insurance, including life retirement insurance, for relatives -- a way of attracting more and more exile dollars.
Cuba's tit-for-tat approach is nothing new.
Every time U.S. officials mention that American firms have claims worth some $6 billion against Cuba for properties seized in the 1960s, Havana officials counter that U.S. embargo damages to Cuba now total $40 billion.
But the harshness of the ``antidote'' law underlines Cuba's view of Helms-Burton as far more than an honest legal maneuver to secure payments for U.S. citizens who lost properties in Cuba.
``It's war,'' President Fidel Castro told the closing session of the legislature last week.
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