Reasons to be in Miami 

I think, being man enough to accept my inferiority, it's time for some his and hers pictures. Those of you who know my wife may think she is a petite, gentle person. But she could sack a linebacker if it meant getting to the rod first. 


Hers

His

These fish are a lot closer in size than you may think. This is hard to see unless you understand how buff I am compared to my wife.

Hers

His

I don't know about you, but I think mine is bigger. See explanation above.

Hers

His

At last, fish that really are the same size.

Hers

His

These are, of course, not the same species. In a world of equally gifted anglers, the one on the right would be bigger; and it would have a tail.

And when I do catch a decent fish, everyone else jumps in the photo to claim credit. And they make me stand at the back. Bastards.